Humour on current world economy

"Now it turns out AIG gave $35 billion of our money to bail out
Europeans. See this is how a global economy works. Our hard-earned tax
dollars are used to bail out German banks for making bad investments
in American companies that shut down because the Japanese owners moved
the whole thing to India, China and Mexico." --Jay Leno

"In a stunning announcement, Citigroup showed a profit and had its
best quarter since 2007. They made $8 billion in profit. That just
goes to show you, you give a company $45 billion in government bailout
money, and they'll show you how to turn it into $8 billion. See this
is capitalism!" -- Jay Leno